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DIGITAL INDIA

DIGITAL INDIA

A beggar walking on the road facing the sun’s scorching heat comes near a car. A car that stopped as the signal turned red. He begs to the man sitting in the car to give him some money. And he  also gives some blessings to the man and his family. The man refuses to give him any money. And by this, the hungry beggar goes back to ask someone else for food and money.

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A well-dressed beggar would come to the car on his branded skates carrying an umbrella to prevent getting wet in the rain. He would show the man in the car his PAYTM barcode and would also give him some blessings as-“I pray your mobile never hangs, your internet never runs slow, your data pack never ends and if somehow ends, you always have a Wi-fi in range.”The man would say that he did not have any internet pack to which the beggar’s response would be-“turn on your wi-fi and I am turning on my hotspot.”To this, the man would say that he did not have any e-wallet but had a credit card.

The beggar would say,”Do not worry, I have a card swipe machine. Take out your credit card.”The man would get furious at this and would say that his net balance in the bank was zero. Then, the beggar would ask him for something in his car that could be sold at OLX.

Then, the beggar would call out his name in suspicion and the man would ask him how he knew his name. The beggar would say,” Remember your Facebook friend named James Maverick”. The beggar would have his mobile ringing and he would take out his latest apple iphone, talk to his friend and would leave the spot telling the man,” I will talk to you later on Facebook. Be online at 5 pm today and send me your Whatsapp number also as now, Facebook is getting older.”The man in the car would remain at the spot with his mouth open wide in amazement and the beggar would go to another car to ask for money.

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My Worst Day

                                  My Worst Day

My worst day is  2nd June of 2009.I woke up at 5 am and found myself lying on the ground instead of being in my bed. My head was aching. When I asked my father about how I fell off my bed, he replied that I might have fallen off my bed. I went to brush my teeth and found my toothpaste and toothbrush missing and went to many shops but could not find any open shop as it was early morning and every shop was closed. So, I thought of having a morning walk.on the way to home, a speedy car came and hit me from behind and injured me very badly. I also fell into a drain and lost my favorite brand-new shoes.

When I went back home crying, my father cursed me for losing the imported shoes worth Rs 5000. By that, time for going to school had come and I went to school. There, I got punished for not completing my homework. I went home thinking how I could do my homework and avoid getting into trouble once again. I completed my homework with an effort of 2 hours and when the time for watching my favorite television programme had come, I I found that there was no electricity and the inverter was also discharged. I could not do whatever I wished to. My full day was spent in despair. I would like to remember that day as the worst nightmare or just forget that a day like that ever existed.

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